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Everybody’s using the big monstrance now;
(Come on, Father, do the Benediction)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance, now;
(Come on, Father, do the Benediction)
While anyone from Staggers has no trouble at all,
I don’t expect they teach it at Ridley Hall,
But come on, come on, do the Benediction with me!

You’ve got to wave that monstrance,
Come on Father, bless left, bless right,
Oh well I think you’ve seen the light!

Now that you can do it, let’s let the prayer go;
(Come on, Father, do the Benediction)
We sing O salutaris and the Tantum ergo;
(Come on, Father, do the Benediction)
Now really fill the censer to make them choke –
A little bit of incense makes a lot of smoke –
And come on, come on, do the Benediction with me!

Move around the altar for Benediction,
(Come on, Father, do the Benediction)
Do it in a cope, do it with conviction,
(Come on, Father, do the Benediction)
There’s never been a service that’s so excellent
As Benediction of the Blessed Sacrament,
So come on, come on, do the Benediction with me!